So, my newly seven-year old son decided tonight that a bath was out of the question. He simply didn’t have the time anymore for baths. Instead he requested to take a shower “like a big boy”. Alright no trouble there, but Dad will supervise. So my husband is in there supervising this shower, and when it was done he comes into the bedroom doubled over laughing. Of course I can’t resist a “What’s up?”, and this is the story.
This is towards the end of the shower.
What Dad said:
Ok Raven, raise your left arm and rinse, raise your right arm and rinse, hit the button and you’re done!
What Raven heard:
Ok Raven, raise your left arm and rinse, raise your right arm and rinse, hit your butt and you’re done!
Whereupon Raven executes a downward facing dog and makes sure his butt is rinsed.
I am sitting here just shaking my head. I couldn’t make up stuff like this!